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Main Characters




Dereck (TKTOWA)
The long haired, girly guy.

Site designer, comic editor, character, owner.


Harlan
The short, random, and otherwise insane guy.

Character.



Jimmy
The next Ronald McDonald.

Character.


Thomas
Captain Grammer

Character


Tim
The only 3 letters of the alphabet are R, P and G.

Character.
Enemies


Mike
Tall, dark and trying to touch you.

Enemy, pervert.


Papa John
Not your average baby sitter.

Enemy, over-weight, italian, pedophile baker.


Others




















McDonald's Employee
First person to piss off Dereck in the history of PC.

Appeared in: Comic1.

Grandpa Cook
Thomas' Grandfather loves Heavenly Hash.

Appeared in: Comic8.
Officer Jeff
Thomas' Uncle enforces the law.

Appeared in: Comic8.

Wendy's Employee
Always gets our burgers.

Appeared in: Comic9.

The Tigger
Tim's cat hassles everything you own.

Appeared in: Comic37 , 38, 121.

Val
Puts up with Dereck (girlfriend).

Appeared in: Comic47, 95, 100, 138.

Cyberdemon
Brother of the Baron Of Hell.

Appeared in: Comic63.


Bits
One of the best ninja alive.

Appeared in: Comic67, 72.


Kim
Dereck's mom.

Appeared in: Comic68, 109.

Random Ninja
Underestimated the opponent.

Appeared in: Comic72.


Andrew
A neighborhood friend of Dereck's.

Appeared in: Comic78. 82.


Jessie
Another neighborhood friend of Dereck's.

Appeared in: Comic82

Brad
Harlan's friend.

Appeared in: Comic91


Brandon
Dereck's friend.

Appeared in: Comic94


Jesus
God's son.

Appeared in: Comic111


Nipples
Bits' angry sister.

Appeared in: Comic115



Joey
Another of Dereck's friends

Appeared in: Comic117


Bruce Willis
Dereck's favourite actor.

Appeared in: Comic132


Chris
A good friend of the Pure Caffeine group.

Appeared in: Comic143

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